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Famous Jim Norton Quotes
“I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.”
“I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.”
“That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?”
“Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.”
“I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.”
“I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open”
“That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.”
“Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.”
“For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.”
“What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!”
“What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?”