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“When the silent majority opens its mouth, it is usually to yawn.”

Inspirational Funny Mouths Majority Silent Silent Majority

Author:Gerd de Ley

“A sailing ship is no democracy; you don't caucus a crew as to where you'll go anymore than you inquire when they'd like to shorten sail.”

Inspirational Funny Democracy Ships Sail Crew Sailing Nautical Sailing Ships Caucus Sailing And Wind Sailing And Love

Book:Wanderer

Source: Wanderer

“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”

Inspirational Humor Motivational Funny Normal Remix

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.”

Inspirational Feelings Motivational Funny Sick Saving Feel Better Sick Days

Author:Salma Hayek

“I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.”

Inspirational Mean Motivational Funny Imaginary Imaginary Friend

Author:Olivia Wilde

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

Inspirational States Hands Funny Left Milk Graduates Cows Graduation Left Hand Dakota North Dakota

Author:Bobby Heenan

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Never confuse movement with action.”

Inspirational Action Funny Past Work Movement Confusion Crafts

Book:The Good Life According to Hemingway

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway