“The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney's horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today, which is a shame because if there's one thing that family needs, it's more gold.” IfsNeedsTodayFunnyWinningOne ThingEventsGoldHorseShameOlympicsCompetingMedalRomneyLondon OlympicsDressage Author:Conan O'Brien
“There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.” ShowsHumorFunnyFacesWifeOne ThingMy Wife Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.” IfsMenMindHumansHumorFunnyOne ThingGreat MenHuman MindHoover Author:Clarence Darrow
“One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.” BookHumorFunnyBlackOne ThingGrumpyBlack Books Author:Dylan Moran
“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.” HumorFunnyOne ThingHumorousAppearanceNeatBaldness Book:There ought to be a law-- Source: There ought to be a law--