“How can you give something to someone who has everything? If you think men are tough to shop for at Christmas, try God. God has everything except one thing, friends. God doesn't have friends.” IfsThinkingMenGivingTryingGodOne ThingToughShops Author:Frederick Lenz
“The one thing you can give God that will truly impress God is freindship. God is an eternal companion who is with you all the time - never judges, just is.” GivingGodOne ThingJudgingEternalCompanionImpress Author:Frederick Lenz
“Men get together in pretentious councils to decide what God is, what God thinks, what God wants the rest of us to do for him, and the one thing he never fails to want is more money.” ThinkingMenWantGodTogetherFailingOne ThingMore MoneyCouncilPretentiousGet Together Author:Barbara G. Walker
“If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.” IfsKnowsDoeGodHumorOne ThingJokes Author:Hugh Elliot