“Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?” ReasonWifeOne ThingSecurityHairMy WifeSilly Author:John Prescott
“I'm honestly not jealous of my wife at all - when she succeeds I'm psyched. It never occurred to me to feel threatened by her success. But the one thing I am jealous of is the number of awesome, interesting, artistic, productive, and cool people she gets to hang out with all day.” PeopleFeelsInterestingNumbersWifeOne ThingSucceedMy WifeHonestlyArtisticProductiveHanging OutJealousThreatenedCool PeopleSome InterestingNot JealousI Am Jealous Author:Christopher Noxon
“I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.” LooksWifeOne ThingCarDoctorsSellsMy WifeOld Car Author:Bill Engvall
“I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.” KnowsKnow HowWifeOne ThingBedYeahMy Wife Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.” ShowsHumorFunnyFacesWifeOne ThingMy Wife Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong!” PeopleIfsKnowsWorldPersonsDoeStillsWholeCareDoubtWifeOne ThingMinutesWillingBillsClintonScrewsPremises Author:Dave Barry
“If I really want to improve my situation, I can work on the one thing over which I have control-myself. I can stop trying to shape up my wife and can work on my own weaknesses. I can focus an being a great marriage partner, a source of unconditional love and support. Hopefully, my wife will feel the power of proactive example and respond in kind. But, whether she does or doesn't, the most positive way I can influence my situation is to work on myself, on my being.” IfsWayWantFeelsTryingKindDoeI CanMy OwnSituationSupportFocusWifeOne ThingInfluenceExampleSourceShapesWeaknessMy WifePartnersHopefullyUnconditional LoveUnconditionalStop TryingProactiveGreat MarriageControl Myself Author:Stephen Covey
“You can take away my wife, you can take away my children, you can strip me of my clothes and my freedom, but there is one thing no person can ever take away from me - and that is my freedom to choose how I will react to what happens to me!” ChildrenPersonsHappensWifeOne ThingClothesMy WifeMy ChildrenFreedom To Choose Author:Viktor E. Frankl
“I do not begrudge Bill Clinton's working for his wife, but the one thing I would say is really important to President Clinton to think about right now, because of the larger megaphone he has as a former president, he really needs to be careful with the truth.” ThinkingNeedsImportantPresidentWifeOne ThingRight NowBillsClintonCarefulFormerBe CarefulPresident Clinton Author:Claire McCaskill