“I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.” PeopleCountryStatesWholeHumorFunnyAmericaSidesComedyPercentFolksTraveled Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I have pushed the boat out as far as I should in terms of taking on too many things. I'm getting older and I just could not take it any more. I am now monitoring myself very closely and I'm just trying not to get into that sort of state again.” ShouldTryingStatesTermComedyBoatGetting OlderMonitoring Author:Stephen Fry
“All tragedies are finished bya death, All comedies are ended bya marriage; The future states of both are left to faith.” StatesLeftComedyTragedyFinished Author:Robert Byron