“I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.” KnowsStatesHeardHairJokesWheelsDo You KnowSteering Author:Yulia Tymoshenko
“As reporters in State College, there was a joke. We used to call Penn State, the Kremlin.” StatesUsedCollegeJokesReportersKremlinPenn State Author:Rodney Erickson
“It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.” PeopleLooksLittlesStatesCoursesNextBitsUnitedDealsUnited StatesLittle BitJokesFairsVoteObviousCriminalsCampaignsAdvertisingBest ThingsVoters Author:Frank Zappa
“Don't kid yourself. Global warming is no joke. Here's how serious global warming has gotten to be in the United States. In this country global warming is so bad, we are now actually starting to warm up to Barry Bonds.” CountryStatesKidsUnitedUnited StatesSeriousJokesStartingWarmGlobal Warming Author:David Letterman