“If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.” IfsLongStillsHairMouthsRoundsWorriedPantsExposureArrestedAnklesIndecent Exposure Author:Michael J. Fox
“I know my mom still wears lingerie and jumps out of closets to scare my dad. She's always joked that she tries to give him a heart attack so she can get his coin collection. But now she's actually worried that she might give him a heart attack. And the coin collection may not exist, so she's being gentler on him.” KnowsGivingTryingHeartMayStillsMightMomDadMy DadMy MomWorriedCollectionsScareClosetsCoinsHeart AttackLingerie Author:Pamela Anderson
“Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.” FeelsStillsTwoNextStruggleMonthsAspectWorriedRelativeTwo Months Author:Leslie Mann