“My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good for a lot of things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It says It looks and tastes like real bacon! No it doesn't! It tastes like somebody bacon-flavored a turd, that's what it tastes like!” KnowsTryingLooksRealStuffWifeTasteLet MeMy WifeStoresHelpfulGroceriesBeansGrocery StoresSoyTurds Author:Bill Engvall
“I can't eat beans - all beans. I think because I'm half Cuban. So growing up, we were always eating black beans and rice, and I think I just said, 'Enough with it,' and I can't even stand to taste it anymore.” ThinkingSaidI CanEnoughBlackHalfGrowing UpGrowingTasteEatingRiceBeansCubanAlways Eating Author:Ryan Lochte
“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.” TurnsTasteGreenCooksStringsClosestBeansCottonNylonGreen BeansOkra Author:Robin Williams
“Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food. "You is trying to change the subject," the Giant said sternly. "We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.” TryingHumansKindSaidInterestingSubjectsDangerousTasteConversationGiantsVegetablesBeansSteersSophieTrying To Change Author:Roald Dahl
“Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks. "No, what?" "Blue sky." "You're zoomed." "You ever eat blue sky?" "No," I admit. "Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored.” KnowsTryingFirstsHandsAsksTreeSkyTasteBlueApplesBitesBeansBlue Sky Author:Rodman Philbrick