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“"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."”

Knows Want Happens Funny Taste Creatures Humorous Faults Like Me Charming Delightful Don't Like Me Sawyer

Book:The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club

Source: The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club

“The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.”

Ifs Made Feelings Funny Next Names Morning Youth Taste Humorous Decent Halls Secretary Pauses Good Sense Good Taste Swamps Sloppy Reluctance

Book:Our Mutual Friend

Source: Our Mutual Friend

“I discuss with myself questions of politics, love, taste, or philosophy. I let my mind rove wantonly, give it free rein to followany idea, wise or mad that may present itself. My ideas are my harlots.”

Thinking Giving Mind May Ideas Philosophy Funny Wise Honesty Taste Mad Thoughtful Reins Harlots

Author:Denis Diderot

“The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!”

Wells Humor Funny Taste Diets Drs Screwed Up Peppers Dr Pepper

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.”

People Thinking Humor Funny Animal Taste Crackers Animal Crackers

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.”

Humor Funny Lasts Loses Listening Taste Summer India Spicy Last Summer Spicy Food

Author:Jimmy Carr

“I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.”

Knows Humor Funny Air Taste Los Angeles

Author:Marc Maron

“Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!”

Humor Funny Taste Hepatitis

Author:Adam Carolla

“I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.”

Humor Funny Imagine Taste Warm Hungry Imagine That Cheese Goats Hmm

Author:Kristen Schaal

“After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!”

Funny Comedy Months Taste Hot Pockets Rubber

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?”

Humor Funny Taste Clown Cannibal

Author:Steven Wright

“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”

Ifs Knows Inspirational Wells Doe Art Stills Hands Funny Water Taste Art Is West East Stew Crackers East And West Prunes Cranberries Animal Crackers Applesauce

Author:Groucho Marx

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

Humor Funny Politics History Taste Laughter Humorous Witty Broke Underestimate Bad Taste American Leadership American Strength

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”

Life Should May Funny Religion Marriage Taste Vegan Golden Rule Do Unto Others Man And Superman

Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”

Inspirational Funny Positive Thinking Taste Achievement Excellence Witty Satisfied Simplest Sophistication Self-importance Irish Author Modern Journalism Never Trust A Woman

Book:The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde

Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde