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“It is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertainment along with him.”

May Humor Wish Half Taste Entertainment Gift From God Feeler

Book:The Works of Laurence Sterne, in One Volume

Source: The Works of Laurence Sterne, in One Volume

“The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!”

Wells Humor Funny Taste Diets Drs Screwed Up Peppers Dr Pepper

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.”

People Thinking Humor Funny Animal Taste Crackers Animal Crackers

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.”

Humor Funny Lasts Loses Listening Taste Summer India Spicy Last Summer Spicy Food

Author:Jimmy Carr

“I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.”

Knows Humor Funny Air Taste Los Angeles

Author:Marc Maron

“Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!”

Humor Funny Taste Hepatitis

Author:Adam Carolla

“I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.”

Humor Funny Imagine Taste Warm Hungry Imagine That Cheese Goats Hmm

Author:Kristen Schaal

“Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?”

Humor Funny Taste Clown Cannibal

Author:Steven Wright

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

Humor Funny Politics History Taste Laughter Humorous Witty Broke Underestimate Bad Taste American Leadership American Strength

Author:H. L. Mencken

“A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.”

Heart Humor Taste Jokes Appreciate Oneself Irony Sense Of Humor Lost Love Preconceptions

Book:To see the dream

Source: To see the dream