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“Which do you like better," my sister Amy asked, "Spending the night with strange guys or working in a cafeteria? What were the prison guards REALLY like?Do you ever carry a weapon? How much do you charge if someone just wants a spanking?" "One at a time, one at a time," my mother said. "Give her a second to answer.” — David Sedaris

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Which do you like better," my sister Amy asked, "Spending the night with strange guys or working in a cafeteria? What were the prison guards REALLY like?Do you ever carry a weapon? How much do you charge if someone just wants a spanking?" "One at a time, one at a time," my mother said. "Give her a second to answer.
— David Sedaris