Q Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with Q. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
All Q Quotes
“Q: Do you like mainstream political cartoons? A: Besides Tom Toles and Kirk Anderson, no.”
“Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit? A: Peanut shells on the floor.”
“Q: When do we know it's finished? A: At one point, we stop.”
“Q.= WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU? U.G = You are what you are doing RIGHT NOW!”
“Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.”
“Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized”
“Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.”
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
“Q: When you are already in the lead, how do you to stay ahead?”
“Q: Why do I love thee, O Night? A: Because you know I will never answer.”
“Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.”