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Source: Dave Barry Does Japan
“The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.”
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Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty
“Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.”
“I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops.”
“Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.”
“If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.”
“I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.”
“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”