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“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”

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Author:Redd Foxx

“A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.”

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Author:Samuel Goldwyn

“I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.”

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Author:Ben Stiller

“I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You don't want to go too far into the silly, and you don't want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records.”

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Author:Paul Rudd

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?”

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Book:The Lathe Of Heaven: A Novel

Source: The Lathe Of Heaven: A Novel

“To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.”

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Author:Stephen Hawking

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?" "Yeah, I did, and you know what - that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!"”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg