Clever And Witty Quotes
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Clever And Witty Quotes
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Two wrongs don't make a right.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.”