“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Sarcastic Love Quotes
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Sarcastic Love Quotes
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
“It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.”
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Source: If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By
“I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.”
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
“If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani”