“The most horrible thing that happens to people is bitterness. They all get so bitter.”
Curmudgeon Quotes
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Curmudgeon Quotes
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.”
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.”
“Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.”
“The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”
“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”
“Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.”
“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
“I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.”
“Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.”
“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”
“How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.”
“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
“I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.”
“The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its meaninglessness.”
“Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met.”
“Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.”
“This world is gradually becoming a place Where I do not care to be any more.”
“I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it.”