“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
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“If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.”
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Source: Red Wolves and Black Bears
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
Source: The Road: Classic American Literature
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
Source: Letters of Mr. Alexander Pope: And Several of His Friends
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
Source: The Portable Steinbeck
“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”
Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels
Source: Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910
Source: A Celebration of Dogs
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
Source: It's Always Something
“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
“It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?”
Source: Pollyanna
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
Source: Enjoyment of Laughter
“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.”
“The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.”
Source: The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.”
Source: Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.”