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“The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”

“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”

“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!”

“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”