Funny Cat Quotes
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“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”
“Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!”
“A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.”
“I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.”
“Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.”
“I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”
“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”
“Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
“The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.”
“Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
“One cat just leads to another.”
“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”
“A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.”
“Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.”