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“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”

“In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.”

“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose - for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.”

“Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.”

“People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.”