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“The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”

Source: Time Enough for Love

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.”

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Author:Richard Burton

“He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.”

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Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

“What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!”

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Author:Lord Byron

“You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level.”

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Author:Hulk Hogan

“And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.”

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Author:A. E. Housman

“He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill.”

Source: The Joy of Drinking

“He that buys land buys many stones, He that buys flesh buys many bones, He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.”

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Book:A Hand-book of Proverbs: Comprising an Entire Republication of Ray's Collection of English Proverbs, with His Additions from Foreign Languages : and an Alphabetical Index, in which are Introduced Large Additions, as Well of Proverbs as of Sayings, Sentences, Maxims, and Phrases

Source: A Hand-book of Proverbs: Comprising an Entire Republication of Ray's Collection of English Proverbs, with His Additions from Foreign Languages : and an Alphabetical Index, in which are Introduced Large Additions, as Well of Proverbs as of Sayings, Sentences, Maxims, and Phrases

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.”

“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”

“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.”

Source: The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Treasury of Quotations, Anecdotes, and Observations

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”

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Author:Dean Martin

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

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Author:Martin Mull

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.”

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Author:Friedrich Nietzsche

“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”

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Author:Robert Benchley

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”

Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”

Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”

Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

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Author:Sid Vicious

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.”

Source: Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats