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“I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.”

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Author:Kevin Nealon

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

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Author:Sid Vicious

“Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that drain the national grid. We also like truck-stop breakfasts, large moving objects, Monday night football, and the missionary position. We don't drink light beer, drive Smart cars, or admit to knowing the names of more than about five or six colors. And we don't wax our chests, ever.”

Source: Smooth Talking Stranger: Number 3 in series

“And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, "You know, since you have some free time, maybe you could...never mind." "What?" "Well it's just that, all those calories you've been drink - I mean - not burning off have kind of settled on your gut. I didn't want to mention anything," I said as Dave's hand stole to his midsection. "But the general pointed out that you'd lost a few steps training-wise." I laughed and waved my hand. "I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.”

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Author:Jennifer Rardin

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."”

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Author:Robin Williams

“My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.”

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Author:Timothy M. Dolan

“I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.”

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Book:Bitten To Death: Book four in the Jaz Parks sequence

Source: Bitten To Death: Book four in the Jaz Parks sequence