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“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.”
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.”
“Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”