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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”

Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”

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Author:Martin Luther

“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.”

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Author:Martin Luther

“A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.”

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Author:William Blake

“It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.”

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Author:Martin Luther

“He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.”

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

Source: The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”

Source: The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!”

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Book:Blue Rhine, Black Forest: A Hand- & Day-book

Source: Blue Rhine, Black Forest: A Hand- & Day-book

“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.”

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Author:Ernest Hemingway

“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”

“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”

“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”

“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”

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Author:Matt Groening

“A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.”

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Book:The Art of Eating

Source: The Art of Eating

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”