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“Have you ever rightly considered what the mere ability to read means? That it is the key which admits us to the whole world of thought and fancy and imagination? to the company of saint and sage, of the wisest and the wittiest at their wisest and wittiest moment? That it enables us to see with the keenest eyes, hear with the finest ears, and listen to the sweetest voices of all time? More than that, it annihilates time and space for us.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“True friends stab you in the front.”

“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

“When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.”

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.”

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

“Already known as one of America’s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision: comic, tender, wry, compassionate, full of insight and rueful understanding of what it means to carry on, cream pies in the face, pants falling down as the Green Weenie rampages through our foolish, beautiful lives.”

“Real friends stab you in the front.”

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.”