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College Drinking Quotes
Browse 26 quotes about College Drinking.
College Drinking Quotes
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
Source: The Autobiography and Other Writings
Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
Source: The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”