Alcohol Drinking Quotes
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Alcohol Drinking Quotes
“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.”
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.”
“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”