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“Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.”
Source: Going Like Sixty: A Lighthearted Look at the Later Years
Source: The Portable Voltaire
Source: The Rule and Exercises of Holy Living
“It is better to live rich than to die rich.”
Source: The life of Samuel Johnson, LL. D., comprehending an account of his studies, and numerous works, in chronological order: a series of his epistolary correspondence and conversations with many eminent persons; and various original pieces of his composition, never before published; the whole exhibiting a view of literature and literary men in Great Britain, for near half a century during which he flourished
“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.”
“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.”
“Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."”
“Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.”
“When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.”
“I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”
“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
Source: What it Takes to be Number One
“Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.”
Source: Tread softly, for you tread on my jokes
“I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.”
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
“For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.”
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.”
Source: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof