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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

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Author:Robert Frost
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“Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.”

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Author:Howard Aiken
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“The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.”

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Book:Iacocca: An Autobiography
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“People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.”

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Book:Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century
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“The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”

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Book:Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century
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“There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.”

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Author:Sam Walton
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“Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.”

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Author:Howard Aiken
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“If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.”

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Author:William Feather
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“There is only one boss. The customer.”

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Author:Sam Walton
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