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“Good things come to those who wait.”
“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.”
“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
“Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.”
“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”
“More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.”
“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”
“To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
“You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.”
“Good things come to those who initiate.”
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'”
“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.”
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
“Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.”
“Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.”
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.”
“Don't take life too seriously.”
“Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.”