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Funny Valentine Quotes

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”

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Author:Eva Gabor
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“I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.”

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Author:Emma Goldman
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“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”

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Author:Pearl Bailey
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“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”

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Author:Jay Leno
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“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.”

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Book:Love and Living
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“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

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Author:A. A. Milne
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“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”

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Author:Jules Renard
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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”

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Author:Ingrid Bergman
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“This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.”

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Author:Rumi
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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

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Author:Charles M. Schulz
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“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”

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Author:Erich Segal
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“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”

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Book:Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
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“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”

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Author:Judith Viorst
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“Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.”

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Author:William Shakespeare
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“A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.”

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Author:Rupert Brooke
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“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

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Book:Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
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