Best Cigar Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.”

Fate Cigarette Coincidence Cigar Cigarettes Cigars

Source: 11/22/63

“I leaned forward and kissed her on her forehead. She tasted like a cigar, a complex combination of flavours that come from the tobacco itself, as well as any additional flavours that might be imparted during the fermentation and ageing processes.; Yes, bitter-sweet, and scented.”

Love Taste Kissing Memory Kiss Cigar Sappho

Author:Shahid Hussain Raja

“Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.”

Philosophy Simplicity Mundane Cigar Carrot

Author:Monariatw

“If Death - who was out there all the time, possibly sitting on the hood - if Death stepped miraculously through the glass and came in after you, in all probability you just got up and went along with him, ferociously but quietly. Chances were, you could take your cigar with you, if it was a clear Havana.”

Death Car Cigar Havana J D Salinger Buddy Glass

Book:Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters & Seymour: An Introduction

Source: Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters & Seymour: An Introduction

“An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?”

Play Criticism Theater Suicide Advertising Writer Writers Journal Writers On Writing Playwright Sales Cigar Brand Advertisement Critic Shoot Review Ad Cigars Shoots

Author:Jason Lutes

“Penny rolled over, got to her feet, trying to get control of her scattered mind, but Quinn was behind her now and had his powerful arm around her neck. “I will snap your neck, Penny. I swear to God, I will snap your neck. Nothing you can do will stop me.” Penny went limp. “You think the king will let you get away with this, Quinn?” she hissed. “Anyone messes with me, Penny, you or anyone else, and I go on strike. See how well you enjoy life without me and my crews. Without food.”

Fight Cigar Threaten Penny Quinn Gaither Stand Up To

Book:Fear

Source: Fear

“A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.”

Lovers Cigar Smokers Good Love Good Lovers

Author:Guillermo Cabrera Infante

“No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.”

Suicide Committed Cigar Smokers

Book:The Odoherty papers

Source: The Odoherty papers

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

Sometimes Wisdom Justice Smoking Tobacco Cigar

Author:Sigmund Freud

“Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the old Cremo Cigar ad that proclaimed, Spit Is a Horrid Word-but Worse on the end of Your Cigar, and Drink Schlitz in Brown Bottles and Avoid that Skunk Taste. You don't get creative writing like that any more.”

Writing Said Two Ends Creative Flower Drink Taste Advertising Brown Bottles Ads Creative Writing Slogans Spit Cigar Billboards

Book:The Good Life According to Hemingway

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young.”

Want Giving Funny Young Dies Influence Giving Up Humorous Smoking Cigarette No Point Cigar Die Young

Book:As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

Source: As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

“Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.”

Natural Too Much Habit Mouths Lips Heavy Tendencies Nervous Acquire Smoking Cigar Curls Havana

Author:Thomas A. Edison

“Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.”

Turns Boxes Peanuts Cigar Fours

Book:Out of The Easy

Source: Out of The Easy

“If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.”

Ifs Firsts Sleep Paid Cigar

Author:George Burns

“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.”

Book Reading Crazy Fronts Sitting Smoking Weekend Cigar Porch Smoking Cigars Front Porches Wild And Crazy

Author:Robert M. Gates

“"A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit."”

Men Needs Giving Said Light Mines Good Man Altruism Lit Cigar

Author:Karl Kraus

“And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?”

Ifs Thinking Men Said Whole Wealth Married Russia Boots Spares Lit Cigar Supposing Apparel Czars

Book:Two poems

Source: Two poems

“One night in the early sixties I passed something on the Long Island Expressway just before the Queens tunnel that I must have seen for years. The billboard advertising cigars, Dutch Masters. I realized it was sort of perfect. It's weird isn't it? You're looking at Rembrandt - in neon! It was too much, it was irresistible.”

Years Long Night Perfect Too Much Masters I Realized Advertising Queens Islands Sixty One Night Irresistible Tunnels Cigar Dutch Billboards Neon Long Island

Book:Drawings and digressions

Source: Drawings and digressions

“Odors can be highly transitory, depending on the air currents. If this is happening in your house, ask if there are any possessions of that deceased loved one still around. If it happens elsewhere, consider just how many millions of people use the same perfume or smoke the same brand of cigar as someone you knew.”

People Ifs Stills Use Happens Asks House Millions Air Happenings Currents Possession Brands Smoke Loved Ones Elsewhere Perfume Cigar Transitory Odor Deceased

Author:Seth Shostak

“Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar.”

World May Wish Sigh Tobacco Cigar My Wish Wags

Book:The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

Source: The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood

“Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold.”

Littles Break Advice Late Musician Window Gold Smoke Ems Pot Cigar Pot Of Gold

Author:Tom Waits

“I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”

Littles Two Form Sleep Deals Drink Percent Hundred Smoke Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Winston Churchill

“If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.”

Ifs Heaven Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars

Author:Mark Twain

“When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.”

Years May Has Beens Made Lasts Fun Realizing Interesting Mistake Half Things To Do Smoking Resolution Interesting Things Cigar Biggest Mistake Smoking Cigars

Author:David Letterman

“The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled Congress - or as Republicans who called Obama said, 'Close, but no cigar.'”

Needs Said President Republican Relation Congress Lifts Controlled President Obama Approval Cuba Cigar Embargo

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars”

I Can Two Hands Wish Smoke Cigar Two Hands

Author:Johnny Depp

“With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.”

Length Cigar Girth

Author:D. L. Hughley

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”

Choices Given Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking

Author:Groucho Marx

“A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.”

People Ifs Knows World Said Saws Four Hundred Organization Makers Factories Rolling Visiting Cigar Stood Up Smokers Havana

Author:Groucho Marx

“I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.”

Thinking Enjoyment Cigar

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully”

Hopefully Lit Cigar

Author:Phil Jackson

“There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.”

Ugly Cigar Smokers

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences Ive had -- like a companion, almost. If youve smoked a long time, as I have, they become part of you.”

Ifs Wells Long Different Roles Stage Fit Long Time Various Companion Cigar

Author:LeRoy Neiman

“Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars”

Ifs Self Half Wicked Smoking Destructive Cigar Self Destructive Smoking Cigars

Author:Curtis LeMay

“No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.”

People Knows World House Worst Judging Claims Smoke Cigar

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.”

Long Used Desire Found Waiting Months Smoke Proportion Hunting Cigar Bedtime Persecuted Crutches Luxurious

Book:Following the Equator:

Source: Following the Equator:

“I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.”

Ifs Might Interest Hours Five Smoke Labour Fifteen Enthusiastic Cigar Intervals

Author:Mark Twain

“Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.”

Years Self Weapons Capacity Protection Fifty Combat Self Control Cigar

Author:Sigmund Freud

“On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.”

Soul Morning Cold Winter Cigar Winter Cold Winter Morning

Author:Stendhal

“Constable Moore had reached the age when men can subject their bodies to the worst irritations - whisky, cigars, woolen clothes, bagpipes - without feeling a thing or, at least, without letting on.”

Men Feelings Body Age Pain Worst Subjects Clothes Therapy Injury Cigar Irritation Whisky Bagpipes

Book:The Diamond Age

Source: The Diamond Age

“Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that way for about ten years. When I decided to stop, I adopted the method that my father had used when he quit. He would carry a cigarette in his shirt pocket, and every time he felt like smoking, he would pull out the cigarette and confront it: "Who stronger? You? Me?" Always the answer was the same: "I stronger." Back the cigarette would go, until the next craving. It worked for him, and it worked for me.”

Way Years Two Funny Used Next Father Felt Answers Ten Decided Stronger Method Quitting Smoke Shirts Smoking Pockets Cigarette Packs Adopted Craving Cigar

Author:Kirk Douglas

“I once heard that Paul Seymour said as much as winning an NBA Championship, he'd like to see the Celtics lose a game after Auerbach brought out the cigar so he could go up to Arnold and stuff the cigar in his face.”

Said Faces Games Winning Stuff Loses Heard Nba Championship Cigar Nba Championships

Author:Bob Cousy

“No, Don Camillo; you didn't exactly steal it. Peppone had two cigars in his pocket. Peppone is a Communist. He believes in sharing things. By skillfully relieving him of one cigar, you only took your fair share.”

Believe Two Wisdom Politics Economy Share Fairs Stealing Liberalism Pockets Communist Cigar Fair Share Sharing Things

Author:Giovannino Guareschi

“Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.”

Men Should Doe Golden Smoke Cigar Golden Rule

Author:Robert Louis Stevenson

“Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.”

Strong Regard Jealous Rivals Cigar

Author:William Makepeace Thackeray

“The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.”

Wells Seems Blue Smoke Cigar Havana

Author:Evelyn Waugh

“We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.”

People Ifs Faces Boxes Cigar

Book:The Best of Willa Cather

Source: The Best of Willa Cather

“It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.”

May Cases Cry Baby Coaches Flying Tendencies Smoking Imaginative Imperatives Cigar Cabins Inexpensive

Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.”

Men Five He Man Smell Burning Smoking Cents Yards Tobacco Cigar Rags Mules

Book:The Tribune Primer

Source: The Tribune Primer

“Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.”

Way Believe I Believe Planets Tall Cigar Gin Save The Planet Hammocks Gin And Tonic

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus

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