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“I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.”

Source: Hush, Hush

“It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.”

Soul Light Hundred Bills Dollars Cigar Personal Freedom Dollar Bills

“She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediately.”

Kind Mean Littles Games Black Dog Battle Tea Strict Midnight Cigar Demeanor

Author:Gail Carriger

“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story”

Sometimes Stories Smoke Cigar

Book:11/22/63: A Novel

Source: 11/22/63: A Novel

“Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he put in my stockings the gift of two miraculous legs? We thank people for birthday presents of cigars and slippers. Can I thank no one for the birthday present of birth?”

People Children Two Sweet Birth Grateful Legs Toys Be Grateful Miraculous Santa Cigar Santa Claus Slippers Stockings

Book:The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton

Source: The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”

Funny Mouths Humorous Witty Cigar

Author:Groucho Marx

“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.”

Ifs Funny Kissing Humorous Smoking Indispensable Cigar Smoking Cigars

Author:Sigmund Freud

“Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.”

Golf Rhythm Swings Cigar Dandelions Stumps

Author:Grantland Rice

“If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking a cigar, drinking a mint julep and watching it on television.”

Ifs Television Masters Golf Drinking Boat Smoking Fishing Cigar Mint Mint Juleps

Author:Jack Nicklaus

“Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.”

Source: Early Tales & Sketches, Vol. 1: 1851-1864

“Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.”

Seems Would Be Funny Dog Bother Smoking Pet Cigar Asthma Smoking Cigars

Author:Steve Allen

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

“You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The Lord God is its Governor and Maintainer, and in spite of these wine fanatics and cigar fanatics, and all sorts of marriage fanatics, it would go on. If all these persons were to die, it would go on none the worse.”

Ifs World Persons Remember Dies Left Lord Goes On Wine Charity Spite Governors Fanatics Cigar Lord God

Book:The Complete Works of Swami Vivekananda

Source: The Complete Works of Swami Vivekananda

“We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us an hour and fifteen or an hour and thirty minutes to drive. So now I'm sitting in a car for almost an hour and a half and I'm very tense. I'm worried about the traffic. So I started smoking a cigar going to the games.”

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Author:Michael Jordan

“When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that his world is unstable, and wonders whether he is expected to walk on his hind legs and learn to smoke cigars.”

World Giving Persons Play Funny Walks Wonder Dog Legs Impression Smoke Insecurity Mice Puppy Cigar Unstable Rubber Cute Puppy Puppy Love Fours

Author:Corey Ford

“The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.”

Men Differences Pay Smoke Smoking Tobacco Cigar Valet

Author:Robert Frost

“Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.”

Men Passion Honest Worthy Smoking Tobacco Honest Man Cigar Not Worthy

Author:Moliere

“A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.”

Men Funny Cry Comfort Humorous Smoking Cigar Smokers Smoking Cigars

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

Ifs Feels Funny Humorous Killing Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cosy Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke Killing Myself

Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”

Ifs Said Funny Humorous Fats Smoke Smoking Zero Warning Cigarette Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cigarette Smoke

Author:Dave Barry

“Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.”

People Ifs Needs Funny Young Used Company Products Humorous Customers Consumers Smoking Cigarette Cigar

Author:George Carlin

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.”

Men Should Funny Sleep Activity Eating Humorous Enjoyment Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Interrupting Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cuban Cigars

Author:Mark Twain

“I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion.”

Ifs Funny Youth Ambition Humorous Dinner Each Day Smoking Resolution Lunch Cigar Disillusion Smoking Cigars

Author:W. Somerset Maugham

“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.”

Ifs Firsts Funny Ten Humorous Paid Dollars Smoke Smoking Making Love Cigar Smokers Smoking Cigars Tobacco Smoking

Author:George Burns

“If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.”

Ifs Funny Heaven Humorous Smoke Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Funny Smoking

Author:Mark Twain

“I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.”

Book Reading Next Environment Wife Imagine Special Bed Tables Smoke Smoking Cigar Save The Environment Smoking Cigars Ashtrays

Author:Raul Julia

“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.”

Drinking Dry Cigar Good Woman Martini Bad Woman Cuban Cigars

Author:George Burns

“He strains his conversation through a cigar.”

Conversation Sarcastic Strain Cigar

Author:Hamilton Wright Mabie

“Cigars are no safe alternative act.”

Safe Alternatives Smoking Cigar

Author:Ed Markey

“Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.”

Knows Men Needs Has Beens Dream Dies Destiny Forever Mines Creatures Tricks Smoking Allies Tobacco Cigar

Author:J. B. Priestley

“After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.”

Humans Stills Two Funny Human Beings Activity Humorous Dinner Good Meals Smoking Satisfying Outstanding Cigar Smoking Cigars Good Meals Cuban Cigars

Author:Brad Shaw

“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."”

“It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.”

Ifs Would Be Funny Mankind Humorous Machines Available Smoking Cigarette Pills Prescriptions Cigar Birth Control Slot Machines Service To Mankind

Author:Malcolm Potts

“I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.”

Thinking I Can Might Funny Right Now Humorous Good Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Cuban Cigars

Author:Richard Carleton

“Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come.”

Writing May Said Mouths Wine Smoke Enjoyment Bullshit Cigar Juliet Food And Wine Monte Cristo

Author:Clement Freud

“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.”

Pain Found Names Felt Sleep Brain Blessed Grateful Calm Intense Weary Cigar Relieved Refreshing Grateful To God Intense Pain

Author:Charles Spurgeon

“Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and feeling.”

Done Feelings Mother Habit Dad My Dad Evening Tea Ritual Cocktails Cigar Flair

Author:John Travolta

“There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.”

Ifs Men Life Ends Whole Happens Life Is Literature Easy Hours Empty Forgotten Dinner Pleasant Strife Here And There Life Is Like Fables Cigar Indolence Smoking Cigars

Book:Lord Jim

Source: Lord Jim

“There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of every cigar, the drinking of every cup, the time of rising and going to bed every day, and the beginning of every bit of work, are subjects of express volitional deliberation.”

Humans Bits Human Beings Subjects Bed Drinking Cups Miserable Rising Lighting Cigar Habitual Indecision Deliberation

Book:The Principles of Psychology

Source: The Principles of Psychology

“Today, we cannot produce machines that fly the same as UFOs do. They are flying by means of artificial fields of Gravity. This would explain the sudden changes of directions. This hypothesis would also explain the piling-up of these discs into a cylindrical or cigar-shaped mothership upon leaving the Earth.”

Mean Today Earth Fields Produce Machines Leaving Flying Gravity Artificial Hypothesis Ufo Cigar Discs Sudden Change

Author:Hermann Oberth

“Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.”

Looks Long Hands Faces Hair Mouths Let Me Tiny Pockets Pens Awkward Pale Cigar Long Hair Gait

Book:The Ultimate Quotable Einstein

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein

“So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the middle of it, takeme a little piece of plank, nailed it onto that cigar box, and I gotme some screen wire and I made me a bridge back there and raised itup high enough that it would sound inside that little box, and got mea tune out of it. I kept my tune and I played from then on.”

Littles Made Enough Sound Pieces Cutting Middle Raised Guitar Rounds Boxes Screens Holes Bridges Tunes Wire Cigar

Author:Lightnin' Hopkins

“I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold I picked up at Anfield, the most important relationship at a football club is not between the manager and the chairman, but the players and the fans.”

Important Real Pieces Player Fans Havens Football Gold Clubs Managers Smoke Chairman Champagne Cigar Jewellery Football Clubs Important Relationships Anfield

Author:John Toshack

“Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.”

I Can Faces Night Three Air Handle All Night Cigar Fresh Air

Author:Frank Sinatra

“Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum”

Years Five Plans Hey Five Years Smoking Cigarette Pipe Tobacco Cigar Gum Chewing Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Nicotine Five Year Plans Chewing Tobacco

Author:John Candy

“The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.”

Way Break Habit Smoking Bad Habits Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Jack Nicholson

“I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars”

Ideas Used Father Couple Concepts Smell Smoke Cigar

Author:Gina Gershon

“You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the late '70s, I wear jeans. I don't hang out in casinos. The lifestyle isn't my thing. I don't drink martinis and I don't smoke cigars.”

People Trying Born Drink Late Lifestyle Tricks Smoke Hanging Out Jeans Cigar Casinos Martini Tuxedos Fedoras

Author:Michael Buble

“There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.”

Wine Compare Bottles Cigar Bottles Of Wine

Author:D. L. Hughley

“I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buskets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?”

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