Best Cuban Cigars Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.”

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Author:Ron White

“Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything”

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Author:Marvin Shanken

“Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.”

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Author:Guillermo Cabrera Infante

“A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.”

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Book:The collected works of Aldous Huxley

Source: The collected works of Aldous Huxley

“Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.”

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Author:Kinky Friedman

“Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.”

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Author:Raul Julia

“Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.”

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Author:Raul Julia

“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”

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Author:Ron White

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.”

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Author:George Burns

“After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.”

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Author:Brad Shaw

“I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.”

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Author:Richard Carleton

“I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buskets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?”

“I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.”

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Author:Dirk Benedict

“I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.”

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Author:Al Hirt

“A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.”

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Author:Franz Liszt

“You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.”

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Author:Thomas P. O'Neill III

“You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...”

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Author:Jamie Farr