Best Ems Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all.”

“There's a line, players usually don't cross it and coaches usually don't cross it. Every once in a while you get a little temper tantrum on both sides, I certainly have had 'em. I'm not proud of those.”

Littles Sides Lines Player Proud Crosses Coaches Ems Temper Both Sides Tantrums Temper Tantrums

Author:Bill Parcells

“On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game.”

Firsts Seems Games Simple Ems

Author:Richard Roeper

“I love beating the men. When I beat 'em in the ratings, when I beat 'em in the salary, I always say, 'One more for the girls.”

Men Girl Love Is He Man Beats Ems Salary Rating

Author:Cristina Saralegui

“Misty of Chincoteague', 'The Black Stallion', the 'Saddle Club' books, I read 'em all. I was horse-crazy.”

Book Black Crazy Horse Clubs Ems Saddles Misty Stallions

Author:Maggie Stiefvater

“I think now there's much more of a confessional culture. That's not my bag. I come from a slightly older school of thought: 'give 'em nothin.' You don't plead guilty.”

Thinking Giving School Culture Guilty Ems Bags

Author:Ben Mendelsohn

“I was under the assumption that the first job you get out of college is the job you have for the rest of your life. That's how my parents were; my parents have been teachers for as long as I've known 'em. I was worried that I'd gotten into something that I was going to hate.”

Firsts Long Has Beens Jobs Hate Parent Known Teacher College Worried Assumption Ems Rest Of Your Life

Author:Jack McBrayer

“I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 million dollars from playing. It is unreal.”

Play Millions Dollars Fortune Ems Texas Million Dollars Unreal Blackberries

Author:Chris Cornell

“I'm very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show 'em.”

Wells Shows Proud Ems Wrinkles

Author:Rod Stewart

“I love holidays in New York. I love `em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically. I like holidays in New York City.”

Want Cities Week New York Celebrate Holiday Ems New York City Days Of The Week

Author:Elaine Stritch

“Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've been, son. Baked and fired. But a pot don't have the right to choose whether he be for water, wine, or just left empty. You have, son. You have.”

Turns Left Water Fire Our Lives Son Empty Wine Ems Pot

Author:Joanne Harris

“I remember thinking, in Kansas my name will be Evett - which is my middle name. I didn't want to explain to anyone how to say Em-a-yat-zee.”

Thinking Want Remember Names Middle Ems Kansas

Author:Emayatzy E. Corinealdi

“If people throw stones at you, pick 'em up and build something.”

People Ifs Picks Stones Ems Rapper

Author:LeCrae

“Most writers steal a good thing when they can, and when 'Tis safely got 'Tis worth the winning. The worst of 't is we now and then detect em, they ever dream that we suspect em.”

Dream Winning Worst Good Things Stealing Ems Suspects Now And Then Plagiarism

Book:A Sicilian Story ; with Diego de Montilla and Other Poems

Source: A Sicilian Story ; with Diego de Montilla and Other Poems

“I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.”

Long Enough I Realized Ems Southern Baptists Southern Baptist

Author:Kinky Friedman

“Now, you mummy's darlings, get a rift on them boots. Definitely shine em, my little curly-headed lambs, for in our mob, war or no war, you die with clean boots on.”

Littles War Dies Shining Clean Ems Boots Navy Darling Lambs No War Mummy Rift

Book:Sergeant Nelson of the Guards

Source: Sergeant Nelson of the Guards

“Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.”

Real Young Bills Clinton Ems Romney Chanting

Author:Evan Sayet

“Hold'em - like life itself - has its defining moment. It's the flop. When you see the flop, you're looking at 71 percent of your hand, and the cost is only a single round of betting.”

Moments Hands Cost Percent Rounds Ems Gambling Defining Betting Defining Moments

Book:Hold'em Excellence: From Beginner to Winner

Source: Hold'em Excellence: From Beginner to Winner

“Life is real, reality is not a dream. Those who chose to sleep...I wake em up, Cause you're sleepin with your mouth open hummin deez nuts.”

Real Dream Reality Life Is Causes Sleep Mouths Hip Hop Rap Ems Nuts

Author:King Sun

“I'm a terrible drummer. I can tune 'em pretty good, but I'm a pretty bad drummer.”

I Can Terrible Tunes Ems Drummer

Author:J. Robbins

“I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.”

Giving Should Believe I Believe President Voice Chance Heard Ems

Author:Kinky Friedman

“I've lately had two spiders Crawling upon my startled hopes-- Now though thy friendly hand has brushed 'em from me, Yet still they crawl offensive to mine eyes: I would have some kind friend to tread upon 'em.”

Kind Stills Two Hands Eye Mines Ems Friendly Offensive Spiders Crawling

Author:Colley Cibber

“If somebody mistreats you, treat’em good. That kills’em.”

Ifs Sports Treats Killing Nfl Ems Mistreat

Author:Bobby Bowden

“People say I seem very negative about new music - well, if somebody asks me what I think of Keane, I'll tell 'em. I don't like 'em. I'll obviously take it a step too far and grossly insult the keyboard player's mam or summat, but I'm afraid that's just me.”

People Ifs Thinking Wells Seems Asks Steps Player Negative Ask Me Insult Ems Keyboards New Music Keyboard Players

Author:Noel Gallagher

“Some set more by such things as come from a distance, but I rec'lect mother always used to maintain that folks was meant to be doctored with the stuff that grew right about 'em.”

Used Mother Stuff Grew Distance Folks Motherhood Ems Meant To Be Were Meant To Be

Book:A White Heron and Other Stories

Source: A White Heron and Other Stories

“I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.”

Knows Writing Minutes Strange Ems Old Friends

Book:Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Hoover Years, 1929-1931

Source: Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Hoover Years, 1929-1931

“Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em.”

People Knows Ideas Country States America Politics President Conditions Messages Unions Congress No Idea Ems Contracts

Author:Will Rogers

“One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.”

Use Might School America These Days Ems Remove Educate

Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“I suppose I could have sat back and pitied myself. For a time I wondered if I'd ever be able to go on to a stage and perform again. After a couple of weeks I began to feel I could fight my way back to health if I put my mind to it. I thought to myself: 'Pity never did anybody any good. Go on. Patsy, show 'em what you can do'”

Ifs Way Feels Mind Shows Able Fighting Can Do Week Stage Goes On Couple Pity My Way Sat Ems

Author:Patsy Cline

“Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!”

Boys Car Mines Paid Ems Cash Refrigerators

Author:Patsy Cline

“We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas”

Years Next Poor Presidential Meals Ems Feds New Year Xmas

Author:Will Rogers

“We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.”

Political Politics President Republican Democrat Ems Daring

Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.”

Men Art Political Politics Lost Europe Ems Lost Art

Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“Hug your friends tight, but your enemies tighter ? hug ?em so tight they can?t wiggle.”

Enemy Ems Hug Hug You

Author:Lyndon B. Johnson

“We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.”

Giving Police Criminals Punishment Plenty Ems Law Enforcement Publicity

Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“I tell you what, I don't like a hostile red skin any more than you do. And when they are hostile, I've fought 'em, hard as any man. But I never yet drew a bead on a squaw or papoose, and I despise the man who would.”

Men Hard He Man Red Skins Ems Despise Hostile Beads

Author:Kit Carson

“I give 'em the hip, then I take it away.”

Giving Motivational Athlete Hips Nfl Ems

Author:Jim Thorpe

“I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.”

Thinking I Can Politics Politician Terrible Fellows Favors Ems

Author:Will Rogers

“We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.”

Ifs Heart Might Would Be Politics Jokes Fellows Congress Ems

Author:Will Rogers

“You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you are not going to get people's votes nowadays by calling 'em common. Lincoln might have said it, but I bet it was not until after he was elected.”

People Knows Wells Made Said Might Politics Common Calling Vote Ems Remarks

Author:Will Rogers

“Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.”

States Play Shows Home America Politics Animal Watches Politician Native Ems Captured Back Home Zoos Animal Love

Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!”

Ifs Funny Dog Good Things Ems Screws Screw Ups Dog Food

Author:David Letterman

“Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses... which has proved to be nothing.”

Knows Business Wise Finance Ems Bankers Great Depression Likeable Rascals

Book:Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Hoover years, 1931-1933

Source: Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Hoover years, 1931-1933

“I want to be sure...that nothing is done on these veterans. Is that understood?...Is the word out? That they are not to touch em, they are not to do a thing?...Get a hold of the district police; they're not to touch them, they're to do nothing: Just let em raise Hell.”

Want War Done Hell Understood Police Raises Ems Veteran Vietnam War

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.”

America Names Ems Strict Publish Robbers Criminal Justice

Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em”

People Enough Inspiration Deals Pay Taxes Ems

Author:Will Rogers

“I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.”

Knows Men Giving Littles Country Inspiration Care Running Poor Wife Husband Don't Care My Wife I Don't Care Ems Know Me Own Business

Author:Will Rogers

“And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.”

Children Kids Company Messages Congress Ems Senate Candy

Book:The Papers of Will Rogers: The final years, August 1928-August 1935

Source: The Papers of Will Rogers: The final years, August 1928-August 1935

“Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.”

Should Government President Office Congress Ems Lobbyists

Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.”

Years Business Pay Situation Sun Economic Needed Six Credit Buying Pet Ems Print

Book:Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Coolidge years, 1926-1929

Source: Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Coolidge years, 1926-1929

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