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Famous Will Rogers Quotes
“The more learned a man is the less consideration he has for another man’s belief.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”
“you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way”
“Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.”
“The only thing that can stop hair falling out is the floor.”
“You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”
“My ancestors didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met ‘em at the boat.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
“There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.”
“Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.”
“Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”
“Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
“Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.”
“Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.”
“She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.”
“Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.”
“A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.”
“I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.”
“Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.”
“America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it.”
“America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.”