“The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.”
Canine Quotes
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Canine Quotes
Source: Un vétérinaire en colère - Essai sur la condition animale
Source: The Elegance of the Hedgehog
“Temptation is to romance what the humping canine is to everlasting love.”
Source: Un vétérinaire en colère - Essai sur la condition animale
“Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.”
“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
Source: The Will Rogers book
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)
“If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.”
Source: Carmen Dog
Source: An Olaf Stapledon Reader
Source: The Fifth Miracle: The Search for the Origin and Meaning of Life
Source: 2001: A Space Odyssey
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Source: The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever
Source: Red Wolves and Black Bears
“You will discover 3 trustworthy mates, an aged wife, an aged canine, and ready dollars.”
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.”
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
Source: The Road: Classic American Literature
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
Source: Letters of Mr. Alexander Pope: And Several of His Friends
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”