“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
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“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.”
Source: Locked rooms and open doors
“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.”
“There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.”
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.”
Source: Jubilee (50th Anniversary Edition)
“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
Source: The Last of the Savages
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
Source: Samuel Butler's notebooks
“I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.”
Source: Oprah Winfrey speaks: insight from the world's most influential voice
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Source: Emerson in His Journals