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“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.”

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”

“I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”