“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” Quote by Orlando Aloysius Battista
“A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.” FunnyDogPetLionsPet Dog Author:A. A. Milne
“Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.” WellsDifferencesDogCreationStrangerCanineSnobPoodle DogsFunny Dog Author:Albert Payson Terhune
“A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.” WorldLooksMeanDogMastersWorshipRecognitionIdleTailsDeitiesSurplusOverflowWagsAnachronism Author:Ambrose Bierce
“Elizabeth's back at the Red Cross, and I'm walking the dog.” DogWalkingRedCrossesRed Cross Author:Bob Dole
“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!” HumorFunnyHalfDogGossipViciousMy DogBullsPitsPoodlesPoodle DogsPit Bull Author:Craig Shoemaker
“A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.” HumorDogAmountReasonableFleasBrooding Author:Edward Noyes Westcott
“What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.” WorldKindLittlesSometimesLyingImagineDogLegsAcquireLengthIncompleteKneeling Author:E. V. Lucas
“A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.” MenWayDoeFactsDogJudgingEducatedTolerable Book:Prose [works]. Source: Prose [works].
“There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster's guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second is from the Psalms; grin like a dog and run about through the city.” KnowsWayTwoRunningCitiesDogTravelGuidesBest WayWanderPsalmsAlexandria Author:Jan Morris
“Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.” ChildrenHumorFunnyWaterDogHumorousProfitDrowningPondsHandyOwning A DogSave The Children Author:Josh Billings