Dog Training Quotes
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“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
“If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.”
“Dogs like to obey. It gives them security.”
“No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.”
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”