Best Cat Dog Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”

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Author:Anatole France

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

“Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“When you ask for the house, car, cat, dog and all the fish when you're dealing with a player who's got questions about his health, no GM in his right mind is going to say yes and offer to clean the aquarium, too.”

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Author:Eric Lindros

“If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you're in much better shape.”

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Author:Vilfredo Pareto

“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”

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Author:Faye Resnick

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.”

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Author:James P. Gorman

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

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Author:Garrison Keillor

“Cats, dogs, and some I mean, birds, many species of mammals, they also have the sort of potential to show affection firstly because of the biological factor.”

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Author:Dalai Lama

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”

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Author:Joseph Wood Krutch

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”

“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”

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Author:Fran Lebowitz

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”

Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”

Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day

“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!”

Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”

Source: Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”

“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910

“And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.”

Source: I and Thou

“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”

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Book:Word Virus: The William S. Burroughs Reader

Source: Word Virus: The William S. Burroughs Reader

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.”

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Book:Word Virus: The William S. Burroughs Reader

Source: Word Virus: The William S. Burroughs Reader

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

“One cat just leads to another.”

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Book:Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

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