“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz is an American author known for her humorous and satirical writing style. Her works cover a variety of topics, including urban life, cultural commentary, and women's experiences. Born on October 27, 1950, Lebowitz's works include 'Social Studies' and 'City Life', among others. more
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Source: Metropolitan Life/Social Studies
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Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.”
Source: Analytical Studies: Physiology of Marriage and Petty Troubles of Married Life