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“The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.”

“Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.”

“Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.”

“Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.”

“Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.”

“A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.”

“During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.”

“If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.”

“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.”

“I have a package for somebody named Mrs. Jewls,” he said. “I’ll take it,” said Louis. “Are you Mrs. Jewls?” asked the man. “No,” said Louis. “I have to give it to Mrs. Jewls,” said the man. Louis thought a moment. He didn’t want the man disturbing the children. He knew how much they hated to be interrupted when they were working. “I’m Mrs. Jewls,” he said. “But you just said you weren’t Mrs. Jewls,” said the man. “I changed my mind,” said Louis. The man got the package out of the back of the truck and gave it to Louis. “Here you go, Mrs. Jewls,” he said.”

“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.”

“Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.”

“I won't be stuck in traffic 'til I see how rugged my path is And right now I'm loving how fast my troubles are fasting No they don't bother me oh realizing I'm psychopathic A wild beast, baby I'm gladly running after Yes a thing called peace outlasting any madness The devil fears me oh he's feeling Like a fragment of a fraction No he won't come near me 'Cause his hat trick's out of practice”

“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.”

“Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.”