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“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”
“The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.”
“An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.”
“Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.”
“Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.”
“Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.”
“It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.”
“My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment.”
“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
“If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.”
“I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?”
“I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.”
“You never find yourself until you face the truth.”