“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Great Beer Quotes
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“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”
“stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.”
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
“He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
“Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.”
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”
“Payday came and with it beer”
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night”
“The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'”