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“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.”

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Author:Frederick The Great

“Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”

“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”

“When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?”

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Author:J. P. Donleavy

“To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!”

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”

“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”

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Author:Hugh Hood

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”

“Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.”

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Author:Homer

“Homer no function beer well without.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.”

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Author:W. C. Fields

“I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.”

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Author:Sophocles

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

Source: What Every Christian Ought to Know

“A God in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

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Book:Beyond Words: Daily Readings in the ABC's of Faith

Source: Beyond Words: Daily Readings in the ABC's of Faith

“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!”

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Author:Matt Groening

“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.”

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Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”