Great Simpsons Quotes
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Great Simpsons Quotes
“First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.”
“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.”
“It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.”
“Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”